Hot Guys with Guns: Dolph Lundgren
Imagine you’re a petty thief in Spain who has decided to finally make a big score. A really big score.
You find this beautiful home and the woman who lives there looks like she’s got some serious money. She’s a pretty little Swedish bird too.
She’s all alone one day, so you bust in with a couple buddies, tie her up and start taking everything of value that can be picked up. She talks the talk and tells you her husband will be home soon and he’ll kick your ass.
Yeah, right. You’ve got your two buddies with you.
You’re almost finished looting the place and you see a gorgeous silver picture frame on the mantle. That’s got to be worth some money.
You grab it and something seems familiar about it.
Just as your eyes focus in on her husband’s face, you lose all control of your bowels and scream like a little girl.
Yes, asshole, you’ve just broken into the home of Dolph Lundgren. The 6’5” black belt who put Sylvester Stallone in intensive care for four days. If he can do that to Rocky, what do you think he’ll do to you for roughing up his wife?
Welcome today’s Hot Guy with Guns, Dolph Lundgren.
*This blog has been based on the true story of the burglary of Dolph Lundgren’s home in Spain.
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